Halloween Jokes for Kids
This special little pack contains 16 messages designed especially to get your kids into Halloween mood! It includes lots of jokes, a few fun facts and one or two "Halloweeny" messages too. Here's a set of four colourful jack o lantern bookmarks to print for Halloween - and they've each got a silly Halloween joke for the kids to enjoy!
62 Funny Halloween Jokes and Comics
Here's a fun set of pumpkin bookmarks complete with Thanksgiving jokes - something special to enjoy with the kids over the holiday! What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book? Because he wasn't very hungry. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street? Buckle your sheet belt! Why do you always find ghouls and demons together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Knock Knock. Thumping who? Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
48 Spooktacularly Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
Halloween Puzzles. Become a Member to access 34, printables! Skip to main content. Halloween Jokes Get into a spooky mood with these Halloween jokes for kids! Halloween Jokes Online What does a hungry ghost want? Ice scream! What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Any old girl he can dig up!
What do monsters call human beings? Breakfast, lunch and dinner! How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w! Because he had no guts! What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence! Because he had no body to go with! What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel? Broom service! Where do ghosts pick up their mail? At the ghost office! What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock? He got ticks! Why are graveyards so noisy?
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Because of all the coffin! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
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Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy! Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank. Why did the cyclops give up teaching?
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Because he only had one pupil. What should you do when zombies surround your house? Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building. What do you call a witch at the beach?